Bar Love

This is from a guy my boyfriend and I met in a bar in Seattle. WTF?

Dying To Love

A girl from edmonton, she loves me, although she is engaged to a sniper that won't bang her. She wants to get naughty time! She's pretty cool, but although we're really just long distance friends, she gets VERY upset with out bi / tri-weekly updates via 2hr phone convos. Anways, I just gotta outta back surgery and was like OUT for a week.... shoulda phoned her, cause now she's um, dying? No wait, 20 hours later the email came back that she was fine.

Scorned Love Tips

Tip #5:

It's called a one night stand for a reason. Sure, you two talked a bit and hit it off but this doesn't mean that this person is "the One". It means you both wanted to jump each other and so you did. If they do not call you again, let it pass. Oh, you say, but they asked for my number; that means they must want to see me again. They didn't ask for your number because they wanted to see you again. They asked for it to be polite because no one wants to be that asshole that only wanted you for your body even though that's what happened. And if they do call, it's not to talk to you. Also, don't attempt to go to the same place again in hopes of finding that person to ask them what happened when they don't call. That makes you desperate and we all know how attractive that is.

Paid Love

This is from a Dutch guy in Amsterdam who paid my friend to let him walk me back to our hotel room. He followed me into the room and while I left the room to use the washroom he got naked and crawled into my bed. He then freaked out when I walked back in with my male friend, took his clothes and ran out. He started yelling something about how he didn't want to have a threesome with us.

Love You Long Time

This was a guy that I knew for a long time but was never really attracted to. Anyways he managed to get me in bed one night and after that he just....wouldn't.......go......away. It took a couple of months of me ignoring him before he got the picture. I felt pretty bad because he fell hard for me, like really hard. He claims his feelings towards me lacked bitterness, but when i ran into him a while after receiving this email, ooooooh was his love ever scorned...

Scorned Love Tips

Tip #4:

Post-rejection, never say anything to the tune of "They don't know what they're missing!" Because odds are, they do. And you know what? They didn't want it. Which is why you're in this position. Realistically, the only thing they're missing out on is someone they didn't like and a relationship they didn't want. So do yourself a favour and find someone who does like you, but don't pretend like you're the holy grail of dating in the meantime. Sometimes it's just not a good fit. Accept it.

Inappropriate Love: Part 2

A while ago we posted Part 1 of Inappropriate Love. Today, we bring you part two. But we're warning you-- this is down right dirty. Read on with caution, again...

Notice the time. He sent this not even half an hour later with no reply from me!

This one is just absurd.