Love You Long Time

This was a guy that I knew for a long time but was never really attracted to. Anyways he managed to get me in bed one night and after that he just....wouldn't.......go......away. It took a couple of months of me ignoring him before he got the picture. I felt pretty bad because he fell hard for me, like really hard. He claims his feelings towards me lacked bitterness, but when i ran into him a while after receiving this email, ooooooh was his love ever scorned...

Food Courting

This guy worked at the Japanese kiosk in the food court by my old job. I used to come there almost every day for lunch, and one day he asked me for my e-mail address in order to send me coupons for lunch specials. The coupons never came, but this did.

Oh, and I never did get those orange tulips, either.

Email My Heart

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Long Distance love

This is an email from an 86-year-old Mexican writer who fell in love with me on a train from Madrid to Paris when I was traveling alone. He honestly proposed to me several times and told me he would write a book about me.

Spaztastic Love

simple, to the point.

too bad our relationship wasn't.

this is one of several pleas via e-mail my boyfriend at the time sent to me (although admittedly, some went the other way too). this particular one is my favourite because it really sums up the gist of our relationship. he'd do something douche-baggy, i'd "spaz", he'd apologize and tell me he loved me - sometimes through email. while i was in the other room. i should have taken this as what it was - our failure to communicate. and his failure to not use words like "spaz".