Friday, July 24, 2009

Clingon Love




So, a girl lives in Whistler, decides she's gonna move home to see her mom who's dying. Seriously first second she's in town she calls me and comes over and gives me a present... I take her home immediately after. The phone calls come and she wants to hang out, fuck, be in a relationship, date and have naked cooking day. Stage 5 clinger alert. There is no challenge to this girl, it is like having a handful of bananas in a monkey whorehouse. They're ready to take your shit YESTERDAY. Anyways, the calls get more frequent, the emails LONGER. Don't you love me? Blah blah blah, anyways, this is the tip of the ice berg.

ps: she moved home about 44 days after being here, seeing her mom like twice.

Crazy bitch.


Editors note: This is quite possibly the best one we've recieved. Anyone who can top this gets cookies. Like actually. I will send you cookies. Send them in to scornedloveblog@gmail.com

4 comments:

  1. This is really sad. I mean yeah she's too easy, is an obvious clinger, and definitely does not care for her dignity, but is it really necessary to make fun of her on an anonymous website?

    It almost seems like, based on the description of this site, this girl is the one that should be writing in. Who is this vindictively therapeutic for?

    Now where are my cookies?

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  2. Scorned Love is not about making fun, to me anyways. It's about exploiting the extremes, and ridiculous things people say in the name of 'love'.

    You don't get cookies for using 2 big words in a row and defending psychos. And its totally anonymous, who's getting hurt?

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  3. I don't think they were defending her (hence beginning comments) but it is kind of like the guy from the postcards writing in making fun of the girl who developed feelings for him.

    And it's hard to deny that we're all making fun of this "crazy bitch".

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  4. Okay. Calling her a "crazy bitch" is over the top but haven't we all done something that could be classified into the "crazy bitch" category upon ? I know I have. Looking back I can totally see the guy thinking what this guy thinks about this girl. But you know what? I've grown since then and can laugh/cringe about it.

    That being said, this guy is obviously a douchebag. Why not point this out and say Hey, dude, this girl obviously cared about you and you crushed her. Shame on you. Then we are not making fun of this girl but helping her realize that this guy wasn't worth it.

    "Scorned Love is not about making fun..It's about exploiting the extremes, and ridiculous things people say in the name of 'love'" And maybe, just maybe, people will learn something from reading this. Like, they're not the only ones that have "crazy bitch" moments, or have fallen for douchebags. And help them appreciate the good ones when they do come along.

    And yeah, why exactly do you think you deserve the cookies?

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