So, a girl lives in Whistler, decides she's gonna move home to see her mom who's dying. Seriously first second she's in town she calls me and comes over and gives me a present... I take her home immediately after. The phone calls come and she wants to hang out, fuck, be in a relationship, date and have naked cooking day. Stage 5 clinger alert. There is no challenge to this girl, it is like having a handful of bananas in a monkey whorehouse. They're ready to take your shit YESTERDAY. Anyways, the calls get more frequent, the emails LONGER. Don't you love me? Blah blah blah, anyways, this is the tip of the ice berg.
ps: she moved home about 44 days after being here, seeing her mom like twice.
Crazy bitch.
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